 |
 |
|
|
|
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
F |
 |
|
Lords |
12 |
9 |
48 |
7 |
76 |
 |
|
Personality |
1 |
6 |
24 |
21 |
52 |
Los Angeles Lords (76) vs. Taipei Personality (52)
The Los Angeles Lords put on an absolute clinic, crushing Taipei Personality 76-52, as Joe Burrow went off for 393 yards and 5 touchdowns. "If this was a fantasy draft, I’m your first pick, baby!" Burrow yelled, mic-dropping in the post-game interview. Ja’Marr Chase was right behind him, collecting 193 receiving yards and 2 TDs, all while casually signing autographs between plays. "We’re just out here vibin'," Chase added, probably while checking his stats.
For Taipei, Dak Prescott’s 355-yard, 2 TD game was like throwing a beautiful party that nobody came to. Tyreek Hill added 69 yards but remained quiet on the scoreboard, leaving Prescott to lament, "I’m over here ballin’, and my wide receivers are ghosting me." Meanwhile, James Cook and Ray Davis were last seen trying to catch a bus to the end zone... still with no luck.
Los Angeles Lords |
Pos. |
Player |
Stats |
Points |
QB |
Joe Burrow |
393 yds, 5 TD's |
33 |
RB |
Trey Sermon |
63 yds, TD |
6 |
RB |
Kareem Hunts |
117 yds, TD |
7 |
WR |
Justin Jefferson |
92 yds |
|
WR |
Ja'Marr Chase |
193 yds, 2 TD's |
15 |
WR |
George Pickens |
26 yds |
|
TE |
Mark Andrews |
55 yds |
|
K |
Younghoe Koo |
3 FG's, 3 xp's |
12 |
DEF |
Buffalo Bills |
425yd, s, i, f |
3 |
|
|
Total: |
76 |
|
Taipei Personality |
Pos. |
Player |
Stats |
Points |
QB |
Dak Prescott |
355 yds, 2 TD's |
15 |
RB |
James Cook |
99 yds, TD |
6 |
RB |
Ray Davis |
4 yds |
|
WR |
Tyreek Hill |
69 yds |
|
WR |
Tee Higgins |
83 yds, 2 TD's |
12 |
WR |
Wan'Dale Robinson |
40 yds, TD |
6 |
TE |
Kyle Pitts |
88 yds |
1 |
K |
Jake Moody |
2 FG's, 2 xp's |
8 |
DEF |
Baltimore Ravens |
442yd, 3s, i |
4 |
|
|
Total: |
52 |
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