1
2
3
4
F
  Lords
12
9
48
7
76
  Personality
1
6
24
21
52

Los Angeles Lords (76) vs. Taipei Personality (52)

The Los Angeles Lords put on an absolute clinic, crushing Taipei Personality 76-52, as Joe Burrow went off for 393 yards and 5 touchdowns. "If this was a fantasy draft, I’m your first pick, baby!" Burrow yelled, mic-dropping in the post-game interview. Ja’Marr Chase was right behind him, collecting 193 receiving yards and 2 TDs, all while casually signing autographs between plays. "We’re just out here vibin'," Chase added, probably while checking his stats.

For Taipei, Dak Prescott’s 355-yard, 2 TD game was like throwing a beautiful party that nobody came to. Tyreek Hill added 69 yards but remained quiet on the scoreboard, leaving Prescott to lament, "I’m over here ballin’, and my wide receivers are ghosting me." Meanwhile, James Cook and Ray Davis were last seen trying to catch a bus to the end zone... still with no luck.

Los Angeles Lords
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
Joe Burrow 393 yds, 5 TD's 33
RB
Trey Sermon 63 yds, TD 6
RB
Kareem Hunts 117 yds, TD 7
WR
Justin Jefferson 92 yds  
WR
Ja'Marr Chase 193 yds, 2 TD's 15
WR
George Pickens 26 yds  
TE
Mark Andrews 55 yds  
K
Younghoe Koo 3 FG's, 3 xp's 12
DEF
Buffalo Bills 425yd, s, i, f 3
 
Total:
76
 
Taipei Personality
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
Dak Prescott 355 yds, 2 TD's 15
RB
James Cook 99 yds, TD 6
RB
Ray Davis 4 yds  
WR
Tyreek Hill 69 yds  
WR
Tee Higgins 83 yds, 2 TD's 12
WR
Wan'Dale Robinson 40 yds, TD 6
TE
Kyle Pitts 88 yds 1
K
Jake Moody 2 FG's, 2 xp's 8
DEF
Baltimore Ravens 442yd, 3s, i 4
 
Total:
52