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4 |
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Subs | 2 |
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7 |
21 |
30 |
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Mexican'ts | 0 |
25 |
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3 |
29 |
New Delhi Subs (30) vs. San Antonio Mexican'ts (29)
In a matchup that could only be described as a game of missed opportunities and squeaky-close results, the New Delhi Subs somehow squeaked past the San Antonio Mexican'ts, 30-29. Kyren Williams, coming off a 105-yard, 1 TD game, was all smiles after the game. "I told coach if I hit 100 yards, he owes me lunch for a week—looks like I’m eating good!" Meanwhile, Brock Purdy, who threw for a respectable 277 yards but only 1 TD, was seen silently contemplating why his stat line feels more like a diet soda—good, but never quite enough.
San Antonio's Joe Flacco threw for an absurd 381 yards and 3 TDs, but Najee Harris and Jerome Ford combined for a whopping... zero touchdowns. "We were just out there doing cardio, honestly," Harris quipped in a post-game interview. Despite the high-yardage stats, San Antonio couldn't close the deal, leaving Flacco to grumble, “How do you throw for 381 yards and still lose? It’s like ordering a pizza and only getting the crust.”
New Delhi Subs Brock Purdy 277 yds, TD 6 Kenneth Walker 76 yds Aaron Jones 53 yds Kyren Williams 105 yds, TD 7 Brandon Aiyuk 147 yds 1 Chris Olave 10 yds Travis Kelce 70 yds Harrison Butker 4 FG's, 2 xp's 14 Atlanta Falcons 333yd, s, f 2 San Antonio Mexican'ts Joe Flacco 381 yds, 3 TD's 21 Najee Harris 77 yds Jerome Ford 49 yds D.K. Metcalf 55 yds CeeDee Lamb 64 yds Zay Flowers 120 yds 1 Tyler Conklin 55 yds Joey Slye FG, xp 4 Kansas City Chiefs 220yd, s, i, <250yd 3