1
2
3
4
F
  Peanut Butter Balls
13
0
36
20
69
  Scarecrows
12
0
14
12
38

Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls (69) vs. South Carolina Scarecrows (38)

In what can only be described as an offensive nuclear detonation, the Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls obliterated the South Carolina Scarecrows, 69-38. Lamar Jackson, after casually racking up 403 yards and 4 TDs, strutted into the locker room like a man who just found out he won the lottery. "I was out there playing Madden on rookie mode," Jackson joked. DJ Moore added 105 yards and 2 TDs of his own, then sarcastically asked the media, "Is this enough to make me WR1 or do I need to catch the ball on fire next week?"

Meanwhile, the Scarecrows could only watch in horror as their defense was trampled. Jordan Love was solid, throwing for 234 yards and 2 TDs, but the running game was a no-show. “I could’ve had a better chance running through a cornfield than running through Pittsburgh's defense,” Travis Etienne said, likely while looking for a wide-open lane that never existed.

Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
 Lamar Jackson    
RB
 Joe Mixon    
RB
 Zack Moss    
WR
 D.J. Moore    
WR
 Amari Cooper    
WR
 Diontae Johnson    
TE
 George Kittle    
K
 Brandon Aubrey    
DEF
 Pittsburgh Steelers    
 
Total:
0
Sub in RB Dowdle if RB Mixon is out
South Carolina Scarecrows
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
 Jordan Love    
RB
 Tyler Allgeier    
RB
 Travis Etienne    
WR
 Mike Evans    
WR
 Stephon Diggs    
WR
 Josh Downs    
TE
 Luke Musgrabe    
K
 Will Lutz    
DEF
 Cincinnati Bengals    
 
Total:
0
If RB Etienne is out sub in WR Shaheed