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  Lords
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92
  Mexican'ts
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35

Lords Serve Up a Fantasy Feast, Crush Mexican’ts 92-35

The Los Angeles Lords put on a fantasy football masterclass in Week 10, dominating the San Antonio Mexican’ts with a scoreline that had fans asking if they were watching a Madden game on rookie mode. Joe Burrow led the charge with an electrifying 434 passing yards and four touchdowns, while Ja'Marr Chase tallied a staggering 264 receiving yards and three touchdowns, combining to score enough points to win the game on their own.

Owner Jason Beaver quipped, "It was one of those games where I just sat back, sipped my coffee, and watched the points rack up. San Antonio didn’t stand a chance."

Meanwhile, San Antonio’s players put up a valiant fight, but Jared Goff's two touchdowns and Najee Harris's lone rushing score simply weren’t enough against the onslaught. “It was like trying to hold back a tidal wave with a paper towel,” one Mexican’ts fan muttered post-game.

The Lords’ first-quarter outburst of 66 points, left the Mexican’ts shell-shocked, and while San Antonio owner Tanya Harless kept a smile, sources say she had a mini meltdown that, called for the entire Lord's starting lineup to test positive for AIDS before the season’s end.

Los Angeles Lords
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
Joe Burrow 434 yds, 4 TD's 30
RB
Kareem Hunt 100 yds 1
WR
Justin Jefferson 48 yds  
WR
Ja'Marr Chase 264 yds, 3 TD's 30
WR
Quinton Johnston 24 yds, TD 6
WR
Jameson Willisma 53 yds  
TE
Mark Andrews 68 yds, TD 6
K
Younghoe Koo FG, 2 xp's 5
DEF
Buffalo Bills 361yd, 4s, 3i, f, TD 14
 
Total:
92
 
San Antonio Mexican'ts
Pos.
Player
Stats
Points
QB
Jared Goff 242 yds, 2 TD's 12
RB
Najee Harris 53 yds, TD 6
RB
Devin Singletary 45 yds  
WR
CeeDee Lamb 24 yds  
WR
Zay Flowers 34 yds  
WR
Michael Wilson 24 yds  
TE
Travis Kelce 64 yds, TD 6
K
Cameron Dicker 2 FG's, 3 xp's 9
DEF
Kansas City Chiefs 260yd, 2s 2
 
Total:
35