 |
 |
|
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1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
F |
 |
|
Lords |
66 |
15 |
11 |
0 |
92 |
 |
|
Mexican'ts |
0 |
14 |
9 |
12 |
35 |
Lords Serve Up a Fantasy Feast, Crush Mexican’ts 92-35
The Los Angeles Lords put on a fantasy football masterclass in Week 10, dominating the San Antonio Mexican’ts with a scoreline that had fans asking if they were watching a Madden game on rookie mode. Joe Burrow led the charge with an electrifying 434 passing yards and four touchdowns, while Ja'Marr Chase tallied a staggering 264 receiving yards and three touchdowns, combining to score enough points to win the game on their own.
Owner Jason Beaver quipped, "It was one of those games where I just sat back, sipped my coffee, and watched the points rack up. San Antonio didn’t stand a chance."
Meanwhile, San Antonio’s players put up a valiant fight, but Jared Goff's two touchdowns and Najee Harris's lone rushing score simply weren’t enough against the onslaught. “It was like trying to hold back a tidal wave with a paper towel,” one Mexican’ts fan muttered post-game.
The Lords’ first-quarter outburst of 66 points, left the Mexican’ts shell-shocked, and while San Antonio owner Tanya Harless kept a smile, sources say she had a mini meltdown that, called for the entire Lord's starting lineup to test positive for AIDS before the season’s end.
Los Angeles Lords |
Pos. |
Player |
Stats |
Points |
QB |
Joe Burrow |
434 yds, 4 TD's |
30 |
RB |
Kareem Hunt |
100 yds |
1 |
WR |
Justin Jefferson |
48 yds |
|
WR |
Ja'Marr Chase |
264 yds, 3 TD's |
30 |
WR |
Quinton Johnston |
24 yds, TD |
6 |
WR |
Jameson Willisma |
53 yds |
|
TE |
Mark Andrews |
68 yds, TD |
6 |
K |
Younghoe Koo |
FG, 2 xp's |
5 |
DEF |
Buffalo Bills |
361yd, 4s, 3i, f, TD |
14 |
|
|
Total: |
92 |
|
San Antonio Mexican'ts |
Pos. |
Player |
Stats |
Points |
QB |
Jared Goff |
242 yds, 2 TD's |
12 |
RB |
Najee Harris |
53 yds, TD |
6 |
RB |
Devin Singletary |
45 yds |
|
WR |
CeeDee Lamb |
24 yds |
|
WR |
Zay Flowers |
34 yds |
|
WR |
Michael Wilson |
24 yds |
|
TE |
Travis Kelce |
64 yds, TD |
6 |
K |
Cameron Dicker |
2 FG's, 3 xp's |
9 |
DEF |
Kansas City Chiefs |
260yd, 2s |
2 |
|
|
Total: |
35 |
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