1	2	3	4	F
		Dark Side	1	27	7	19	54
		Subs	13	0	13	10	36

Philadelphia Dark Side Dismantles New Delhi Subs, 54-36

Alvin Kamara’s monster day lifted the Philadelphia Dark Side (1-1) to a decisive 54-36 victory over the New Delhi Subs (0-2). Kamara exploded for 180 yards and 4 touchdowns, putting on a clinic in Week 2. Jalen Hurts was solid, throwing for 268 yards and 2 touchdowns to keep Philadelphia in control throughout the game.

“This is what we needed after last week,” said Philadelphia owner Avan Beaver. “Kamara showed why he's one of the best, and Hurts stayed composed. This was a statement win.”

For the New Delhi Subs, Brock Purdy threw for 331 yards but could only manage 1 touchdown. James Conner and Rhamondre Stevenson combined for over 200 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns, but it wasn’t enough to overcome Philadelphia’s offensive explosion. Whereever he is you have to wonder how much Shaunki is starting to worry about his dream team, with 12 picks in the first 3 rounds his team should not be 0-2 after 2 games. Said one anonymous owner, “Someone is about to be traded over this start.”

Philadelphia Dark Side
Pos.	Player	Stats	Points
QB	Jalen Hurts	268 yds, 2 TD's	12
RB	Alvin Kamara	180 yds, 4 TD's	27
WR	Jahan Dotson	6 yds
WR	Terry McLaurin	22 yds
WR	Jaxon Smith-Njigba	117 yds	1
WR	Tyler Lockett	15 yds
TE	Cade Otton	-4 yds
K	Jake Elliott	2 FG's, xp	7
DEF	Detroit Lions	216yd, 5s, i	7
		Total:	54
New Delhi Subs
Pos.	Player	Stats	Points
QB	Brock Purdy	331 yds, TD	7
RB	James Conner	124 yds, TD	7
RB	Rhamondre Stevenson	90 yds TD	6
RB	Kyren Williams	52 yds, TD	6
WR	Brandon Aiyuk	43 yds
WR	Chris Olave	88 yds
TE	Travie Kelce	6 yds
K	Harrison Butker	2 FG's, 2 xp's	8
DEF	Atlanta Falcons	365yd, s, i	2
		Total:	36